What Has Portland Ever Done For Us?

Portland, Portland, Portland. By this time, you’re probably tired of hearing about it. Which reminds us of the scene in Life Of Brian where the PFJ (or was it the Popular Front?) airs their grievances about the Romans.

Portland! Pfft. What have they given us? Aside from great coffee?
What’s that? – some truly awesome bikes? Ok, awesome bikes and great coffee, but really what else? Cool magazines? Ok, coffee, bikes, magazines. But that’s it. What? An enviable cycling infrastructure?

Alright, alright: cycling infrastructure, great coffee, awesome bikes, cool magazines, AND Ira Ryan caps?…. um, we’re going to stop there, because we may cry.

Ira Ryan Caps, in stock now (but not for long) $45

And for the record, Portland did not give the world the aqueduct.